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I WILL BE SKINNY NO LONGER!

I weigh about nothing pounds, and haven’t gained the slightest bit of weight since grade nine – thats if you don’t count the 2 pound fluxuation that happens after I eat and after I digest. So in order to fit into this halloween’s costume of the required SEXY RANDOM OCCUPATION, I’ve decided to gain weight.*

I’m going to picture and document EVERY SINGLE THING I EAT in pictures, until Halloween. And after I report my failure success in gaining a few pounds, I will continue this until Christmas. By Christmas time I will be One Sexy Beast.

[pause to subdue gag reflex]

I didn’t decide to do this until an hour ago. I was sitting there eating my 2nd dinner-

- when I wondered, where the heck is all this food going?!??! SRRSLY?!?!

*disclaimer: this is probably the eleventy thousandth time i’ve tried to do this, and nothing’s happened, but if at first you dont succeed, dust yourself off and try again dust yourself off and try again until it gets really dumb and then you stop cus seriously it gets really dumb. last time, until next time.