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I took that picture at around 10pm, ate it by 11pm, and now it’s almost 3am and I’m having a real good time.

No, I’m having a shitty time. You know why?

Over the past 2 weeks (and I do this a lot) – I rewatched for the eleventy billionth time these few movies-

3 Ninjas
3 Ninjas Kick Back
Little Giants
the last 10 minutes of Casper
Now And Then
some episodes of Third Rock from the Sun
Man Of The House
The Mighty Ducks
D2 The Mighty Ducks
Home Alone 2
that episode of Malcom in the Middle when he goes number-crazy memorizing credit cards at his school talent show.

and then I went and re-read all 2 issues of TEEN BOP that I kept from 1995.

I had, at the ripe young age of 10, realized the path of my future life. I was to have massive, heart-achey gut-wrenching “can’t watch movies where you kiss other chicks” devastating Crushes on people. Serially. One after during another.

Look.

Joshua Jackson from his Mighty Duck days, and now. No shattered hopes or anything.

Max Elliot Slade – Colt, from 3Ninjas.

Michael Treanor – Rocky, from 3Ninjas. He quit acting way long time ago (says my TEEN BOP here), and the only pictures I found of him online now look like personal pictures. Either way, he’s definitely not what I remember him as. Then again, neither of us are 12 anymore.

No sir we ain’t 12 anymore. This picture of Joseph Gordon-Levitt was so hot I forgot what I was blogging about. That’s Claudia Schiffer. This is GQ.

This is Devon Sawa.

Oh shit I’m being cruel. It must be bed time.