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I did it. I watched the series premiere of Pretty Little Liars and I need to baseball-bat myself in the face because I love it.

American Juniors – did you watch it? That super short-lived kid-version of American Idol? There was a 13 year old girl that I couldn’t help but follow, a 13 year old girl with a crazy voice that blew me out of the water. THIS 13 year old girl-

THAT 13 year old, went on to be in the effortlessly shitty movie SORORITY WARS – but she got to sing in it. Oh – and the OC.

Oh she was also in this Disney Channel thing with Selena Gomez, and now is part of one of those couples that people make TAYLORSWIFT BACKGROUNDMUSIC videos of, because Lucy Hale and this Disney Channel guy are actually dating in real life. Eat it, Selena Gomez. Or wait is she going out with Joe Jonas? FUCK ME CARING ABOUT THIS.

ANYWAY she’s in a bunch more stuff, but lookit, now she’s twenty and hot and having an affair with her HighSchool english teacher in a new show about CRAZYBITCH HIGSCHOOL GIRLS / MURDER AND INTRIGUE EXCLAMATIONMARK – life is great.

From the producers of Gossip Girl – I should’a known, right?

So I just watched that, and I love it, and I don’t know what to do with myself. I ought not to be such an escapist.

In a tiny-bit related vein, I also really loved this other 13 year old girl from American Juniors – Katelyn Tarver

And here she is now! Not as big a sensation as Lucy Hale’s turning out to be, but still amazing.

OHHHKAY!! Give me my life back.

postscript warning – if you’re going to watch AMERICAN JUNIORS, don’t. Because the stage moms/dads in that show gave me fcking nightmares.
postscript warning two – if you’re going to watch Pretty Little Liars, dont. Or if you must, then do it, and call me up so we can chat about when you cringed and why you won’t stop watching it.

on that vein – how bout the season finale of Glee?