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lucas lee

What does the term ICEBREAKERS remind you of? An Ice-Pick? A dumb team-building game? A Nintendo game?

(If you picked C, Nintendo Game, you are wrong because the game is ICECLIMBERS not ICEBREAKERS, and we can no longer be friends.)

(If there IS an ICEBREAKERS Nintendo game, then I’m very sorry and I will eat my own words when I get hungry).

A PICKUP line has become an ICEBREAKER. No one uses it seriously because of it’s ominous overtones – you never want to think of ICE and PICK together while picking someone up, ‘cus then you start thinking of Sharon Stone’s vajayjay and messy, psychologically damning orgasm-sex death, and it’s awkward for everyone involved so just- just don’t.

Rules
1. Use a Pickup Line knowing that you are Using A Pickup Line, and go all out. Choose an especially damning one so you can both laugh about it without her/him trying to guess whether you are serious (repulsive), or an idiot (less repulsive).

ie. “HEY! Something about you falling from heaven wit yo daddy bein’ a bombsquad guy or wait have YOU GOT A LICENSE TO LOOK SO GOOD because I’ma have to arrest you and other things HANDCUFFS etc etc lewd aspect of carpentry with nailing and hammering subtext I forgot my number so I CAN HAS YOURS??????????”

BAM!!!!!!!!!!! That pick-up line is full of win and I would totally let myself talk to me.

2. Don’t listen to me.
Some guy came up to me and said HEY I KNOW YOU and I blanched and stuttered and squealed that I was SO SORRY I didn’t know him back and he said OMG I AM SO OFFENDED, NOW YOU HAVE TO LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK and I said aiight and it turned out nobody knew him, so… so don’t take my advice, the end.