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The morning bus commute I usually take is about 1.5 hours, full of languid sleepytimes with headphones on. Never underestimate your productivity for the rest of the day when you’ve been spending your mornings letting Britney’s confused “where the fuck am I” vocals slither over your eardrums.

I drove this morning because I was late, and the radio assaulted me with commercial after commercial of the same ideas-

Person 1 loves Product/Service.
Person 1 realizes Product/Service is offering sale/specials.
Person 1 asks to apply this sale/special to Real Life.
Person 2 is confused but aw shucks, is sold on it in the end.

I’m looking at you, Fountain Tire guy. Burger King guy. McDonalds girl.

I’m just tired of radio ads falling back on this horrifyingly tired cliche of a marketing scheme. If a friend of mine ever gets mad at me for not giving out seconds at dinner when CLEARLY, FOUNTAIN TIRE has BUY ONE GET ONE FREE this week-

you can go eat those fucking tires.

< / rant >

In other news, it’s Friday and for half of the world there’s a holiday on Monday! Happy thanksgiving and see you on Tuesday – the stxx and I have lots to eat!