July, 10
21
posted in dailydoodle news&announcements vckythots, by vcky
June, 10
16
Killing me Hard. Ly.
posted in vckythots, by vckyI’m slaughtered.
Primarily because both my eardrums ruptured a few days back so uhm, I’ve been this unmanageable orgy of whining and nausea, a bit of self delusion and a lot of tissue sopping up the blood gushing out my ears –
BUT anyway-
SECONDARILY, I’ve lost sleep over the impossibilities of:
Thomas Dekker
If you don’t recognize him, it’s probably because you don’t TIME TRAVEL like all the cool kids are doing these days. And you can’t have gotten to know him too well or anything, ‘cus his mom keeps shuttling him around city to city in case the cyborgs get to him, so… it’s not your fault.
Wanna see cyborg almost-sex?
–> oops I can’t imbed the scene. here it is in all it’s cyborgy glory. (almost-pun).
Wasn’t that almost-hot?
I didn’t have anything to do in the last 25 minutes of my lunch hour, so I cyber stalked him. I cyber stalked the shit out of him. And the second I found out that he also sings (SHIRTLESS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), I – actually, I think that’s when my eardrums ruptured. In the best sensory-deprivation teenage-angst way possible.
AND he’s singing fucking BRITNEY SPEARS in this contorted take-off-my-pants screeching voice. CYBERNETIC ORGASMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.. I meant organisms. You knew that.
This post is a small homage to the men that don’t exist in real life. The men that, on screen, have that certain YES YOU KNOW WHAT. The ones that always say the wrong things the right way with befuddling charm – AND THEN they go pick up a fucking guitar or banjo or drums or a tin fucking can and go STRUMMING MY PAIN WITH HIS FINGERS. FUCK.
I keep trying to calm down by drinking this beautiful iced drink but it’s like a triple espresso so more expletives to come
This is John Cho.
You know, the guy from Harold and Kumar. I didn’t think he was too good in that, but listen to this:
That’s him. Isn’t that hot? Whooo.
And Joseph Gordon-Levitt (again, I know)
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH BRILLIANT
Remember Shane West?
The guy who singlehandedly destroyed all our love-lives because we realize that whomever we were with, ain’t him? A Walk To Remember, with Mandy Moore? I cried 2.7 buckets of tears before the movie even finished. And then he- well, look.
Look here. It’s fucking IRON MAN!!!!! What a voice, eh?
I think that’s enough for today.
Thanks folks 
Ps. My comics have died. I can’t take vacations and keep it up at the same time, I’m so sorry about my self-overestimation. I will tweet/facebook blast when it comes back up, along with some smalltime merch to buy
June, 10
09
Pretty Little Liars
posted in vckythots, by vckyI did it. I watched the series premiere of Pretty Little Liars and I need to baseball-bat myself in the face because I love it.
American Juniors – did you watch it? That super short-lived kid-version of American Idol? There was a 13 year old girl that I couldn’t help but follow, a 13 year old girl with a crazy voice that blew me out of the water. THIS 13 year old girl-
THAT 13 year old, went on to be in the effortlessly shitty movie SORORITY WARS – but she got to sing in it. Oh – and the OC.
Oh she was also in this Disney Channel thing with Selena Gomez, and now is part of one of those couples that people make TAYLORSWIFT BACKGROUNDMUSIC videos of, because Lucy Hale and this Disney Channel guy are actually dating in real life. Eat it, Selena Gomez. Or wait is she going out with Joe Jonas? FUCK ME CARING ABOUT THIS.
ANYWAY she’s in a bunch more stuff, but lookit, now she’s twenty and hot and having an affair with her HighSchool english teacher in a new show about CRAZYBITCH HIGSCHOOL GIRLS / MURDER AND INTRIGUE EXCLAMATIONMARK – life is great.
From the producers of Gossip Girl – I should’a known, right?
So I just watched that, and I love it, and I don’t know what to do with myself. I ought not to be such an escapist.
In a tiny-bit related vein, I also really loved this other 13 year old girl from American Juniors – Katelyn Tarver
And here she is now! Not as big a sensation as Lucy Hale’s turning out to be, but still amazing.
OHHHKAY!! Give me my life back.
postscript warning – if you’re going to watch AMERICAN JUNIORS, don’t. Because the stage moms/dads in that show gave me fcking nightmares.
postscript warning two – if you’re going to watch Pretty Little Liars, dont. Or if you must, then do it, and call me up so we can chat about when you cringed and why you won’t stop watching it.
on that vein – how bout the season finale of Glee?
May, 10
26
Hello, boys.
posted in vckythots, by vcky
I took that picture at around 10pm, ate it by 11pm, and now it’s almost 3am and I’m having a real good time.
No, I’m having a shitty time. You know why?
Over the past 2 weeks (and I do this a lot) – I rewatched for the eleventy billionth time these few movies-
3 Ninjas
3 Ninjas Kick Back
Little Giants
the last 10 minutes of Casper
Now And Then
some episodes of Third Rock from the Sun
Man Of The House
The Mighty Ducks
D2 The Mighty Ducks
Home Alone 2
that episode of Malcom in the Middle when he goes number-crazy memorizing credit cards at his school talent show.
and then I went and re-read all 2 issues of TEEN BOP that I kept from 1995.
I had, at the ripe young age of 10, realized the path of my future life. I was to have massive, heart-achey gut-wrenching “can’t watch movies where you kiss other chicks” devastating Crushes on people. Serially. One after during another.
Look.
Joshua Jackson from his Mighty Duck days, and now. No shattered hopes or anything.
Max Elliot Slade – Colt, from 3Ninjas.
Michael Treanor – Rocky, from 3Ninjas. He quit acting way long time ago (says my TEEN BOP here), and the only pictures I found of him online now look like personal pictures. Either way, he’s definitely not what I remember him as. Then again, neither of us are 12 anymore.
No sir we ain’t 12 anymore. This picture of Joseph Gordon-Levitt was so hot I forgot what I was blogging about. That’s Claudia Schiffer. This is GQ.
This is Devon Sawa.
Oh shit I’m being cruel. It must be bed time.
May, 10
20
Punch It
posted in news&announcements vckythots, by vcky
This is PUNCH IT week, and it is a completely selfish campaign for me to blow off steam in immature ways. Remember kids, punching people is NOT-
Kids shouldn’t be reading this anyway. I has a lot of swears in my blogs. Sorry.
Besides this being a week where I want to punch the living daylights out of every living thing, it is also the week of a bunch of TV SHOW SEASON FINALEses!!!!!!!
I have one thing to say-
Gossip Girl is Confused About Sex. That is all.
And if you hate Jenny Humphrey, here’s an embedded video for you. You can’t possibly hate her after this; it’s an acoustic rendition of Make Me Wanna Die, a single off their forthcoming first album. That voice!! Makes me wanna punch things in an erratic yet exuberant way. What you think?
May, 10
17
Morning
posted in news&announcements, by vckyI’m kind of awesome, you know? But before I get to that, I’m going to declare that I’m kind of really recovered! But that statement is totally dependent on what time I sleep tonight. I’ve been up since 5am, again. Whee!
in fact, SO fabulous that I’m thinking of putting on my Vigilante costume and trolling the decrepit streets of downtown Vancouver, valiantly vilifying criminal vermin.
But it’s morning, and masked superhero’s don’t work that way.
I haven’t been able to sleep well at night for a whole week. I’ve been sleeping disastrously well in the MORNINGS however, and it’s just too bad that this world refuses to live by my fucked up biological clock. Curses.
Daily comics are coming back up today I’ll slowly work on my 2-week backlog, but at least in the meantime you can get a relevant daily each morning like you’re maybe used to, or whatever.
My grandmother has been puttering around my room for the last hour, chatting to me about the Iceland volcano and dog antics, and reorganizing everything she helped me organize yesterday. I’m just reminding my immediate world that old people are not liabilities, and being fucking rude to them in this already ageist world is a dick move.
And here we are, the lastest facebook contesty winnerz – L-R, Jennifer, Kenneth, Rory, and Olivia
May, 10
08
one more day
posted in news&announcements, by vckyHello from Hong Kong!
I’m leaving HK today to fly back to Vancouver, so BACK TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING IN TWO DAYS. Whee!
Asia’s been a blast. Besides my catching a dumb freaking fever and a cough, along with these beautiful mosquito bites that adorn my calves, I have not caught anything else. I’ve tried to catch some humans, like the good-looking variety, but they’ve evaded me yet again. One day.
This is me not looking forward to my long flight back.
April, 10
30
The A.D.D. Recap
posted in news&announcements vckythots, by vckyHello from Taiwan!
I have a fever. I have a very, very bad fever.
It’s the kind of fever where I want to do stuff but I can’t physically get myself to do stuff, and then I fall into a fitful sleep full of dreams of me Doing Stuff. And then I wake up and I’m like WHAT??????? I HAD NOT ACTUALLY BEEN DOING STUFF?!!!!!!!!!??????????????
It’s terrible, really. I wait until I’m halfway across the world in the land of CONVENIENT CHEAP FOOD before my body decides to break down on me. Something must be wrong with my Optimization levels, I oughta recalibrate. Or something.
Anyway, here are some pictures of nothing in particular-
So this is a tea-drink that I got from MEET FRESH. Those little things at the bottom are LITTLE TARO BALLS. That’s right. Little Taro Balls. WAPOW!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s the sound of your head exploding.
Uhm, this is my house in Taiwan. My dad wallpapered this room in canvas, and painted a bunch of heavy-metal band things on them. I love this room now, but when I was young it gave me effing nightmares. You see that on the ceiling? It’s KISS. Yep. Gene Simmons was my Freddy Kruger.
This is the view from my parents house. I live in a 1minute walking radius of 7eleven, McDonalds, KFC, Meet Fresh, and a 24/7 cart that sells GAI DAN ZAI (ji dan gao). … That egg-looking cake-thing. Ugh I’ll take a picture next time I eat them.
This is the medicine that I got sent home with. I am not looking forward to swallowing all these pills (have I ever mentioned how terrible I am at Pill Swallowing? My whole family used to have to hold me down and force pill-powder down my throat. That experience alone put “Traumatized” in the dictionary). Speaking of powder…….
Ta da! Within these four packets of happy-colored paper, lies the Devastation of Mankind. It’s the bitterest powder you will ever eat in your life. I got a tiny vial of sugar-water thats supposed to “make the medicine, go down, the medicine, go doowwwnnn, the medicine, go down” – but you know what?? Fuck that! There ain’t no way I’m eating that shit! In fact, In a few hours, I will post a picture of me happily flushing down powdered Devastation of Mankind, in the toilet, and I will look triumphant, and the doctor can SUCK IT.
I’ll post comics right after my delirium settles.
April, 10
22
Another Contesty
posted in Bookz news&announcements, by vckyWednesday April 14th was Pink Shirt day, an awareness campaign to stop Bullying. The Pink Shirt story is here, and it’s very heartwarming <3
In honor of that and remembering all the times I've bullied / been bullied by people, I decided to draw four commenters wearing Pink Teeshirts. And here they are! Don't they remind you of-
From L-R, BUNTHAI, KENNY, CELINDA, and DARRYL
Boo
Awwww! Group hug fuzzies time.
In other news&announcements, I’ve been trying to pronounce the Iceland volcano, and I’ve been tuning out radio and TV because Vcky believe Vcky can do it. Vcky can has fail. Someone help me out.
Eyjafjallajokull : AI-YA. Y’ALL-A-YOKEL. oui?
EDIT ADD: okay this is too cute
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